Sweatpants Dance Party
when life kicks you in the pants, you tell life it's not invited to your sweatpants dance party.
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Post reblogged from #whatshouldwecallme
I don’t help. I just sit at the table like:
(Source: uxvmbm-gc)
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Photo reblogged from Texts from Hillary
Happy birthday, Colin Powell.
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Photoset reblogged from Red Scharlach Points At Interesting Things
pretty much the best thing ever.
Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.
All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs! -
there are some things you are not allowed to microwave at work. here, i start a list for you:
- fish
- steak
i don’t think i even should have to explain why this is, but if you need an explanation here you go:
- it fucking smells
- why do you want to torture perfectly good food like that?
- it FUCKING SMELLS.
thanks.
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And I mean to write no more letters. What’s the use of telling anyone that I am changing? If I am changing, then surely I am no longer the person I was, and if I am something else than heretofore, then it is clear that I have no acquaintances. And to strange people, to people who do not know me, I cannot possibly write.— Rainer Maria Rilkei just opened an email account i haven’t touched in 7 years and discovered it is truly a time capsule. this was my old email signature.
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Photo reblogged from Food Watchers
this is pretty much why my mom is always allowed to visit me.
Chorizo/Mozzarella Merlot Poached Egg
Ahhhh! Let’s just take a trip to everywhere for b-fast! Ingredients: 1/2 chopped Spanish onion, 4 chopped cloves of garlic, Queen Creek Meyer Lemon Olive Oil, 1 lb. A.J.’s pork chorizo, 1/2 cup Merlot, fresh mozzarella slices, poached egg, tomato slices.
Saute onion in olive oil, add garlic, remove from pan. Fry chorizo, add in onion & garlic, add merlot. Poach egg (about 4 minutes) separately. Plate tomato slices, chorizo, top with mozzarella slices and poached egg. I like this because the mozzarella and the poached egg white look the same… party in your mouth friends!
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fiat is now selling a car with a gucci interior so i’m sure that means our economy is back on its way to boomtown….
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in case you didn’t know, sherlock is awesome. also, it is really dope that this dude’s name is benedict cumberbatch.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT TV THINGS BUT NO ONE WATCHES THE SAME TV THINGS THAT I DO UGGGGHHHHHHHH
(well they do, but they only watch a year later, after I’ve talked it up a whole bunch, put the files on their computers, and sat down with them saying “This is good. Watch it. With me. Now.”)
